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When someone has no game so the make out with fruit instead
She gets no bitches i bet shes a plum kisser
Utterly disgusting. Reserved for situations that call for extreme disgust, like when finding a severed limb inside a cooking appliance.
Dispatcher: "What's the problem there?"
Caller: "I got a human foot."
Dispatcher: "Have a what?"
Caller: "A human left foot in my recently purchased smoker."
Dispatcher: "What's your name?"
Caller: "My name's ... and it's plum nasty, got me grossed out."
When a player dives on the ground after a basketball
The player got a Plum Ordinance for diving after the basketball.
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Quite literally The Dog's Bollocks!
Is wee Georgie gonna get to use his furry plums before the big snip?
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