Poland

Poland is best known for its range of smoked meats, cured fish and the booming trade of sexual minors.

Prostitutes retire a at the age of 12 to work in one of the many sausage factories that dot the country side. It is at this stage that Polish females gain most of their 'winter weight', before they make the slow transition to a 'breeder'. Females who have reached the breeder stage are expected to give birth to no fewer than 8 children, all of whom will be blessed with certain forms or retardation.

Polish women are owned by a male or "Sausage Dick". The male is responsible for the sexual abuse of his children. Only when the children are strong enough to rape their father are they permitted to leave the family home and start their own families. Often, children of the same family will interbreed, ensuring that strong bloodlines continue for generations.

The Polish people are responsible for some of the greatest innovations in human history. The Poles actually invented the wheel of cheese before inventing the wheel, they also pioneered the cheese filled cheese.

Polish humour has a reputation that stretches far beyond its borders. Common themes of polish humour include rape, rape of minors, rape of livestock and rape of one's mother.

Poland also invests heavily in future national development. A swimming pool was recently dug in the capital city of Warsaw and the polish space programme made the recent purchase of a small minivan in relatively good condition.

A traditional Polish Joke:

POLE 1: I've killed so many jew's id rather be raping my daughter!

POLE 2: Not if i rape my daughter first

A typical Polish Conversation:

Polish Rapist 1: Poland is the greatest nation on the planet.
Polish Rapist 2: Yes it is!
Polish Rapist 3: Hey, whats going on with you guy's.
Polish Rapist 1: Not much... Wanna rape something.
Polish Rapist 2 & 3: Yeah sounds good (High-fiving)
Polish Rapist 3: Hey, can my cousin come... HEY PETER!
Polish Rapist 4: Hey fella's i'm Peter.

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It somehow manages to survive, even tho France didnt want to help Poland because French people are too scared and fat americans were too busy eating eachother

-Ay bro i just visited Poland
-Whats that i forgot
-Co ty pierdolisz nie pamiętasz?
-Sorry i am a fat american
-fuck off

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A country that must be entirely de-populated because most of them are working in England as plumbers, cleaners and prostitutes. In fact the pro's are damn hot.

I have noticed that many of them are anti-semitic and intolerant of non-whites, but yet they still rant on about killing nazi's during the war, which they lost in 1 month 5 days by the way.

National currency is the potato.

National drink is Wezlekiazzssias vodka.

National language is English oops sorry polish.

Poland lady: Can you tell me where I can get a job?

English man: What as, cleaner or prositute?

Poland lady: ummm.

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The most famous prostitute in Europe.

Poland was gangbanged by Germany and Russia

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A country that seems to send most of it's population to Mansfield without any prior knowleage of English, and no useful skills whatsoever.

Inhabitants of Poland can often be found in the town centre, speaking bloody Polish and swearing at innocent old grannies who think we've been invaded.

Polish person: blahdy blahdy vodnik splish.

English Chav(the first time they've had a use ever): Fuck off back to Poland you Dickhead.

Me: nice work, chav person.

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The Poland’s are the craziest, funniest, most loving family around. Everyone of them have their own uniqueness that makes them so much more special. You cannot find a family like them, they are one of a kind. They have been through hell and back, but stuck together through it all. They all have their own sense of style, which defines how crazy they are! But in the end, the Poland family, will forever be, the worlds greatest family EVER!!

“Hey do you know the polands ?”
“Of course i know them!!! They’re the best family around!!”

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Poland is the best country in europe u will ever find. Screw france and italy, go poland. U will find the best food and the best people there. The best way to spend your holidays is to go to poland.

“Where should i go for the summer holidays?”
“Go poland, the beaches are amazing”

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