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This is a term used for a casual get-together that aims to create an aesthetic experience through the use of fecal matter. The following are the minimum requirements:
1. There must be a minimum of five (5) females participating.
2. All participants must be capable of performing a teddy bear handstand.
3. Each female must consume a curry-based dish, and each of them must consume different dishes.
Optional: Laxatives may be added to the dishes in order to facilitate loose bowel movement, if this consequence is not a natural bodily reaction experienced by the participant.
The females are to be arranged in a circular formation, all engaged in teddy bear handstands. The room is to be draped in industrial grade paper (preferably "uncoated", for absorbancy purposes). The females will then defecate all over the room. The resultant designs on the paper known to be similar to the artistic style of Jackson Pollock (hence the alternate name). Guests are simply required to enjoy the aesthetic experience.
"I went to a Curry Potluck (aka Curry Pollock) and was fascinated by the retention of colour that some of the fecal matter had when displayed on the paper!"
sdj. Splattered, or sprayed over a surface in an interesting pattern.
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Careful with that skateboard now:; I do not want you pollocked.
A term used to describe an action, thought, or sentence that makes zero sense. It can also be used to call someone who is oblivious to the obvious or fail to understand simple meaning. This word is often used as a put down but real Pollock's take it as a compliment.
Zack calls his dad, "Hey dad i locked my keys in the car can you bring me a spare set?"
Dad :"Yeah son where you at?"
Zack: "I am at Kroger. Please hurry it is about to rain and the windows are down."
Dad: "Damn Pollock."
When he cums and it looks like drizzles of paint on his stomach.
Like Jackson, I just Pollock’ed.
Verb. To create an unruly masterpiece in ones pants (in reference to abstract expressionist Jackson Pollock known for his unique style of drip painting)
Dude! This chick was grinding me on the DF and I pollocked my pants.
The hormone monster visited me last night and I pollocked my pants. Jackson would be proud
The neighborhood you’ll get fucked up in for talking shit on
Person 1: Yo do you rep pollock?
Person2: fuck those pussies
Person 1: *punch* you done now boy