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Water polo is a sport played on by the quickest, stongest, smartest and best conditioned athletes. A water polo team consists of 7 mentally instable people (who in gods name would want to be putting breathing air second to the untimate goal of victory). The players in the pool consist of 6 field players and a goalie, each player relies on each one of his team mates. The object of the game would not only be to stay above the water while everyone is try to put you under, but to shoot the ball past the goalie and score. There are rules... when your on the surface of the water(which isn't often).Under the surface anything goes. Trying to shoot a ball with everyone and thier mother beating on you could prove to be a challenge. "Survival of the fitest" And just for the record, We are NOT swimmers.
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A homosexual game based on polo where the objective is to hit the opponents balls with one's stick. In this version the sticks are replaced with penii and the balls testicles. The object is similar to the hand game known as "slaps" where the object is to test your penile reflexes. Typically the winner receives a handjob from the loser. Players start in a resting position of touching the tips of their penises together, and then the game commences - a successful strike of the testicles with one's erect penis against his opponent's balls receives one point. The first to three points wins. No hands can be used during this game.
Brian expertly dodged Matt's tiny penis during a bout of Hanis Polo, and retaliated, scoring one point. Matt sobbed quietly and went to get the lotion.
An male who is gaudy, awkward and actively pursues a girl that he has no chance with, hoping that his weak game will result in a rare score.
Adrian: Did you see that guy last night trying to get Sarah's number?
Pete: Yeah man, he had absolutely no chance. Total Polo Guy.
Also known as an AFC
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The best sport in the world. The sport real men play that requires strength and endurance. One of the hardest sport known to man. water polo players are the strongest people. All the chicks go for water polo guys. When people talk shit about it it's only because they can't do it themselves. One of the roughest sports ever.
Boy1: Dude I made the Basketball team!
Boy2: I made the Water Polo team.
Boy 1:(Speechless)
Boy: Hey, can you come to my baseball game.
Girl: Sorry, Watching the boys water polo game.
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Played by the most mentally unstable and physically tough bitches on earth, swimming in a suit 4 sizes too small, throwing around a hard yellow ball and trying to drown the other team.
Plays are usually twenty seconds long, max thirty, and then u have to sprint back on defense to help out goalie. When you're on offens you are constantly moving. When you are defending inside 5 meters, you foul the ball so they have to pass before a shot can be made, giving you an oppurtunity to either steal the ball or run down the shot clock.
WATER POLO:
The stamina of a marathon,
The strategy of chess,
The agility of soccer,
The injuries of kickboxing...
we're girls with balls.
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the best car in the world. if you drive this you probably rule like a god amongst those you know
if i could choose between a volkswagen polo and being superman i'd choose the polo
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greatest artist of all time wipes yb and carti cause they're mid everything he says it's real put all of his hearth into his music always mentions the guy's rip guuci rip the twins.
Polo g is just simply the best no one can beat him
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