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the use of government funds for private projects. These projects usually benefit campaign contributers or a certain constituency. the pork is usually earmarked to appropriations bills, so that they will be guaranteed passage in Congress.
A highway bill in 2005 was filled with pork barrel politics, including more than $900 million for private projects in Alaska.
The 2007 Defense and Homeland Security Appropriations Act included over $13 billion in pork.
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Engaging in the act of fornication or copulation when you are likely to get caught, thus increase the thrill of the act. Danger Porking is usually aggressive, sloppy and messy due to time constraints.
A man calls his brother, Steve, to inform him that he'll arrive at his house in twenty minutes. Steve waits until five minutes before his brother arrives, and engages in a danger pork with his girlfriend. Steve is likely to get caught; in this scenario he narrowly escapes and pulls off a danger pork. He and his girlfriend blame their messy hair and emergence from a dark room as a " just waking from a nap."
The large masses of humanity that sit outside fast food chains because they have a craving for a cigarette. Usually their face has a grim pallor with assorted zits; some in zig zag formation. You can often see them blowing out smoke rings and talking with another piece of smoked pork about how their boyfriends left them dazed and confused resulting in long drawn out speeches about why their boyfriends left them dazed and confused.. repeat process.
Child: Daddy! Why is she tearing her hair out?
Father: Oh don't worry she's smoked pork, we don't associate our young children with them, now remember to cover your eyes!
Child (frustrated): Awh dad!
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Obese person of riduculous girth. Not gender specific.
Also giant pork osaurous - for the really big ones.
There was a herd of giant pork osaurous grazing at the all you can eat buffet.
1) A favorable term for a bar or club with a lot of ass in it.
2) Derogatory term for a small dog that barks a lot.
1) We went down to that new club. It turned out to be a real pork horse. There was ass all over the place.
2) My dads dog is a real pork horse. His legs are short so he tries to jump up on me all the time.
Farting on a chair/sofa/bed, then bending over and sniffing that spot where you just farted.
Dude, I just farted.
OMG! Sniff the pork!!!
Gross! I think I had rotten eggs for breakfast!!
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The term for human meat sold on the cannibal market.
"Man, I bought some really good long pork the other day."
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