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Potato

A term used to refer to a new page of the webcomic Homestuck on said webcomic's forums in place of the word 'update', to signify that the page has already been up for some time, so that people do not attempt to check for a new page when they have already seen it.

Oh man, you guys, I laughed so hard at the newest potato.

by SirJorb December 30, 2011

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Potato!

An exclamation or statement expressing the sentiment that one should never become so grown-up that one loses the ability to be childish.

Longer expressions that mean the same thing:
"Never get so battle-fatigued that you can't enjoy your shore-leave."
"Never work so hard to provide for your kids that you lose the ability to play with them."

Origin: In the children's book Wayside School is Falling Down, a boy named Calvin gets a tattoo of a potato on his ankle because "he likes potatoes." This expression is a reminder to always keep some of that simple innocence in your heart.

Barney: "Wanna go play laser tag?"
Ted: "Why on earth would I want to do that?"
Barney: "Potato!"

Guy: "Want to come over?"
Girl: "What would we be doing?"
Guy: "I'll give you a hint: it involves pillows and sheets. ;)"
Girl: "OMG we're gonna build a fort?!"
Guy: "..."
Girl: "Potato!"

by EdCasey143 October 22, 2012

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Potato

The best damn thing that has ever happened to humanity.

I like potatoes, because they are life.

by Daas Potatoez June 6, 2017

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potatoing

Spending lazy time on a couch watching tv, from the expression couch potato

- What have you been doing this weekend ?
- Nothing, just potatoing

by Bastien April 28, 2008

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Potato

The almighty ruler of everything, eating it will only cause it to build a city inside your body, except without the superpowers like fry gained when he had worms.

"Potato 0wnz j00" "RESPECT THE MIGHTY POTATO"

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

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Potatoism

The inability to hit any of the enemy with any weapon in online gaming

โ€œMate, you missed them all! Have you got potatoism?โ€

by Fireblade69 June 22, 2018

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Potato

A very mean (but always funny) way of describing the appearance of somebody with Down's syndrome. Popular on r/ImGoingToHellForThis

hee hee hee potato

by potatopotatopotatoman May 8, 2012

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