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A religion that is holy in all aspects.
Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.
If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.
They believe that the world should be Sommunist.
Enlightened man: "Hail the Potatoes in all life!"
Average Man: "What do you mean?"
Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."
Average Man: "..."
*The room is filled with holy light.
Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"
When you believe in potatoes. There is a rule book
She believes in potatoism
The belief of self ruling and or being your own god
Man: are you Jewish?
Other man: no I'm potatoish and I believe in potatoism
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The inability to hit any of the enemy with any weapon in online gaming
“Mate, you missed them all! Have you got potatoism?”
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A disease where you actually look like a damn potato.
Maybe we just have a severe case of potatoism
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Potatoism
The voluntary and gracious act of viewing "Agent P." as the 1 true ruler of the dabloon economy and the rest of the universe
Dang, fuck that im converting to Potatoism
Same meaning as Potato Potahto, but used when texting to save time and energy of spelling out Potahto.
From the "What's that Word" podcast...Bald men, redheaded men; Potato Potato.
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