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Definition 1: Something or someone that at first, shows great promise and then turns out to be total shit.
Definition 2: Once a great Metal band from Nashville but hasn't really been shit since the second singer left. Main reason the band hasn't gone anywhere? The guitar player thinks he is gods gift to music. He is full of himself and holds the members to high standards that he himself is not subject to. They used to be a really good metal band. But they keep chasing the latest fads and have not maintained any kind of consistency with their sound or lineup since the first singer left. Such a shame and waste of many opportunities.
David Koresh was a real Voodoo Prophet. He lead many of his followers straight to their deaths.
Prophets wife may refer to the Islamic prophet Mohammed's many different wives over the course of his life.
All of Muhammad's wives were widows or divorced, with the exception of Aisha. Aisha was 19 around the time of her marriage, as teen marriage was common back in the ancient times.
The Prophet's wife was the woman Aisha, who was a very loyal wife.
Moses, the man who recieved the Ten Commandments back in Biblical Times. So called because once he learned he was supposed to deliver the Israelites from Egypt, he took it upon himself to ritually coat his lower arms and lower legs with a mixture of soil and water by making bricks with the slaves. If I was Moses and I got the chance to squish mud between my toes without anyone getting on my case I'd actually be happy. I wouldn't be happy if my friend got killed by the master butcher, though.
Prince Moses the mud prophet will deliver the Israelites from Egypt after crashing the waves of the Red Sea over Pharaoh's Chariots.
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A grown man who claims to have the revelation of God and in whom is the revelation of what it means to be truly human.... And who marries his 6 year old niece, wages countless wars, advocates capital punishment and generally makes a nuisance of himself by leading a hopelessly inept and illiterate rabble to basically destroy themselves and their rat infested hovels.
"Hey Mo', you don't really believe in that Paedo-Prophet do you? That be like believing Charles Manson is Santa
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the one friend you have who can always be counted upon to apply some 'stink' to a situation, "rain on your parade" or otherwise foretell what is going to go wrong! -i.e.: a 'bummer', mr./ms. NEGATIVITY!!
john is the prophet of doom, he was constantly worried about the police during the 'rave-up'!
during the "drug deal", ace impulsively served as the prophet of doom!
THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING! said the sign of the 'born-again' ex king 'coholer (drunk) -yeah! hes' the prophet of doom!
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The best creation on Earth. The absolute epitome of what all people should strive to be.
Ahmed: F*ck!
Shu'aib: Brother do not swear, our Prophet Muhammad sallalahu alayhi wasalam did not like obscenity.
Ahmed:Astaghfirullah, may Allah subhana wata'ala forgive me.
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