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the board between two urinals in a men's restroom
that dude was definitely gay,...thanks to the pecker checker protector,..he didn't look at my stuff!!
another name for a mattress protector that prevents the leakage of urine from reaching the mattress. A pee-pee protector is often crunchy when it is dry, and not as crunchy when it is wet.
Guy: ugh, my pee-pee protector is soaked. I need a clean one.
Girl: Why is it soaked?
Guy: Because I peed.
A small yellow plastic briefcase with 12 round bumps in each side, which can be used to carry and protect up to 12 eggs, assuming these eggs are from your average chicken and not a big ol' ostrich or fat pterodactyl. Also doubles as a surprisingly effective head and/or back massaging device. However, it is recommended that no eggs are inside the 12 Section Egg Protector while a massage is taking place, as this can result in a bad case of 'eggy back', or even 'eggy head'.
Joseph: 'Oh no, I lost my 12 Section Egg Protector when I had 16 pints yesterday and wound up on the kitchen floor shouting "fuck the flamin drongo system bollocks I like Mark!"'
Richard: "You dozy bell-end, how am I going to protect my eggs on the way back from the butcher's tomorrow morning now?! Thanks."
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a screen protector for the iPhone X styled iPhones that does not cover the notch and therefore has so called bunny ears on the top left and right corners.
Samuel has a bunny ear screen protector.
Cheap Chinese screen protectors that are very well made and have fully automatic adhesion and a 28° privacy angle
"Have you tried out the Magic John Screen Protectors?" "I hear they are the best in the business."
N. The toilet seat covers commonly found in public restrooms.
A paper toilet seat cover
The toilet seat at the gas station was so nasty I had to lay down a cowboy hat rain protector!!
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Pretty much ur gonna get hard as a rock and then bust a nut. Rather then busting into a controller cleanable space bust the nut on ur phones screen and smear it around. Leave it over night and it’ll crystallize into a screen protector.
Damn my screen protector broke but it’s all good I’ll have on of my homies make me a quick cum and go screen protector.
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