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Black leggings not washed in four days with scgayed knees ,dirty white pit stained tank and camo hoodie
Girl what you wearing today...you know classic quarantine attire
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
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As a testament to the human condition, COVID quarantine has not suppressed demand for the best 'social talent' and 'professional companionship' available.
Here she comes... payin' for her steak and lobster dinner with $5's and $10's; weerkin' the quarantine, baby!
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The weight you gain due to inactivity and boredom eating while being quarantined due to the Coronavirus.
A play on Freshman 15.
Ross: You put on some weight, bro?
Jim: Yeah, I've gotta hit the gym to shed my Quarantine 19
Severely chapped or red-raw penis caused by masturbating to pass the time whilst in quarantine.
“How’s quarantine going? You having some time off work?”
“Not well man, I’m so bored I’m developing a serious case of quarantine dick.”
During quarantine wearing sweats and tee shirts are now acceptable at all events, meetings, parties, dinners, temple, church, holidays etc. Hoodies and sweatshirts are also optional and acceptable. Going forward anything above that is simply wearing underwear and bras, this called Quarantine Casual.
We are having a dinner party tonight, the dress is Quarantine Casual.
When you get in a relation ship during quarantine (COVID-19) for the duration of the quarantine and after it’s over you guys break up
Quarantine is over now I guess you can’t be my quarantine bae no more