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The most scientific test known to man that can definitively indicate if a person is going to have or not have diarrhea. The intent of this butt-hole sphincter movement test (SQT) is to provide early warning status of potential outbound hot brown rain. Perfecting this scientific testing capability is especially helpful when one believes they are going to dutch oven or cup-of-death a loved one or friend, but instead serve themselves liquified brown soft serve. Perhaps you are on a road trip and ate some bad gas station food, this test can save you hours of clean-up.
In order to achieve a successful test, one must exercise their sphincter muscles to extend and gently retract their butt-hole to indicate wet or dry status. You will have a positive SQT if you feel heat at the opening of your sphincter during the testing process. Retracting your sphincter immediately will give you time to plan and improvise for this impending emergency.
"Guys, this is an emergency. The Sphincterial Quiver Test was positive for imminent diarrhea! Pull over now!"/
"I should not have eaten those gas station taco's back there. I need to perform the Sphincterial Quiver Test now to determine if I have a fart ready to come out or if this is going to be diarrhea... Yep... it's diarrhea."
The "best" line in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
Proof that Jack Thorne and John Tiffany do not know how to write proper dialogue
SCORPIUS: Oh. Not yet. But he will. Hopefully. And this — this house is where Bathilda Bagshot lived,
lives . . .
ALBUS: The Bathilda Bagshot? A History of Magic Bathilda Bagshot?
SCORPIUS: The very same. Oh my, that’s her. Wow. Squeak. My geekness is a-quivering.
I stuck my schlong deep inside her quivering clam of love!
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Something that makes you happy in the pants, thought not necessarily in a sexual way. Sometimes, though, it IS in a sexual way. Other times it's just because you're happy.
"When I saw him pass, it just make my poontang quiver!" (Sexual)
OR!
"Thank you for those chocolate chip cookies! They made my poontang quiver." (Just plain happy.)
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‘You got any quiver?’
‘They’re in there smoking quiver’
‘Look at your hands shake that’s the quiver shakes from doing so much quiver’
The opposite of motion in the ocean
"damn son Im more of a quiver in the river, than a motion in the ocean."
The sexual act of letting your dad soggy randy you as you tell him how great God is. The receiver must them cum on his fathers mustache.
I heard that poor boy was a quivering Tyler last night
Last night, Jerry became a quivering Tyler.