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The most glorious thing to ever bless the earth since Mother Teresa. It is an ass so beautiful that all other asses bow down to it. It should be treated with the highest of care and shown to all friends. It is first in its ass.
Tyrome-"Leslie got dat blue ribbon ass. It was love at first sight."
Iris-"Damn. Marry a bitch."
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During hetero intercourse, the female has a length of silk ribbon, about 2 feet long, with small knots tied along its length at about 3 inch intervals, and while the male is fucking her vagina, she is slowly, lovingly inserting those knots one at a time into his ass with her fingers, then when he starts to cum, she yanks the full length of the ribbon and all the knots out of his ass, thereby intensifying his orgasm.
Wow, my babe gave me a Korean Ribbon Fuck last night and I shot an intense load
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The beer comprized primarily of water, wheat, hops, smegma, piss, uranium, sewer water, racisium (makes whoever drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon racist against Hispanics), and very very tiny butthairs. The butthairs are used for extra "ass" flavor. This exquisite and refined taste is directly reflected in the cost per can. The sewer water and racisium is just the nasty flavor the racist kind of Hipsters enjoy. Do not look for this product in a bottle because it's easier for the people at the factory to piss straight into a can.
Racist hipster 1: Mmm! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Now with 50% more racisium!
Racist Hipster 2: Yes: It's good to drink ass flavored beer.
Racist Hipster 3: Yeah! It's awesome.
Fernando: Got any Coors Light? Corona?
Racist Hipsters: We only got Pabst Blue Ribbon, beaner!
Fernando: I'm not drinking that shit! Plus, I work at a pharmaceutical lab. I went to college.
Racist Hipsters struggling at a minimum wage job: *speechless.
*Walks to other bar.
Fernando: Hey Tyler and Stephanie!
Tyler: Hey Fernando!
Stephanie: Hey Fernando!
*Stephanie, Fernando, and Tyler drinking Coors Light!
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Pabst Blue Ribbion is The Number one choice for punk rockers and Pirates. the beer is cheap but wonderful and has a special way of reminding you the next day as you pee out of youre butt. None the less this brew can only be described as gods piss.
what kind of beer do pirates drink?
P. B. ARRRRRRRRRR!
hahah pabst blue ribbon rules!
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The Red Ribbon Army is an army in the dragonball series, dedicated to finding the dragonballs and taking over the world. Initially, it is assumed that the red ribbon army's commander, commander red, was going to use the dragonballs to take over the world, however he has his own selfish ambitions and wants to be tall as a mountain, to overcome his short size. His subordinate Colonel Black, after hearing this, turns on the commander and shoots him in the head.
Dr. Gero worked behind the scenes after the army's defeat, and created Android 17, Android 18, and Cell, for the purpose of taking revenge.
The Red Ribbon Army is annihilated by Goku while searching for the dragonballs to revive Upa's father, Bora.
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1. The Best-cheap beer in the world; Well known Punk-Rock beer. Also known as PBR.
2. Yum
I took my last $10 and bought a shit load of Pabst Blue Ribbon!
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1. n. The only beer that makes you feel as though you're looking the devil straight in the face upon cracking open the first can of the evening. It is a little-known fact that in the play "Faust", Mephistopheles is, in fact, summoned by the protagonist's opening of a can of Pabst.
Excessive consumption of Pabst Blue Ribbon, can, in fact, lead to a hedonistic and sanctimonious mental state known as "the Pabst state" (see below).
Example sentence: "Let's get wasted on Pabst Blue Ribbon and kill some strippers!"
2. adj. Pabst. (folk-etymology, back-formation of past-participial form of the (non-existent) verb "to Pabs") Pertaining to the resultant mental state of having consumed too much Pabst Blue Ribbon. People in the Pabst state often find themselves involved in the following activities (seemingly without being able to provide an explanation, no less):
-Killing strippers
-Passing out in ditches
-Drinking said beer in abandoned buildings and graveyards
-Hitting on unattractive members of the opposite sex
-Dancing and (consequently) vomiting (often at the same time)
-Getting into arguments about who found that hot new underground indie-rock band first
-Not doing laundry
-Making inappropriate cellphone calls at 3 in the morning (see drunk-dial)
-Procrastinating
-Passing out
-Writing long-winded definitions for the word "Pabst" on urbandictionary.com
Example sentence: "Dude, I'm totally Pabst right now."
Here is a dialogue from the 1986 film "Blue Velet" exemplifying the Pabst Blue Ribbon Mentality (note: Frank Booth is played by Dennis Hopper):
Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you like to drink, neighbor?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken.
Frank Booth: Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
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