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So many different kinds of guitar riffs, most are pretty meh, but when that power grabs you by the balls, melts your face, and has its way with your girlfriend and then some, that's dem riffs. The kind of orgasmic death thrash that awakens the animal in you, and you get up from the bar, march into that mosh pit, and tear that pit a new asshole.
my homeboys tried to warn me
but dem riffs you got make me so horny
"Look at the riff-raff that just floated into the library. They must be from downstream."
Extremely pointy nipples that seem to snarl up at you from the depths of hell. These things are holy shit nasty.
Dude, that chick I finally got in the bed last night? She had a bad case of the riff-tips.
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a boy that does not take a shower or shave everyday and only does it when his girlfriend complains of scratchiness
There is a riff raff in my bed!
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Country clubs have a policy to keep the Riff-Raff off their membership rolls. They can't have a policy to keep hispanics, asians and blacks off their membership rolls because then they would be racist. They just happen to have only white members.
I have reviewed the membership rolls to make sure none of the Riff-Raff is included.
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