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Noun: An erection that is wasted or not put to use; Wood that never finds its port and is thus worn away/beaten and eventually gives up.
When Rhiana, the neighbor, asked if I wanted to "watch a movie" I thought for sure we'd get down. To my chagrin, we literally watched a movie while my driftwood bobbed in vain on a hopeless, lonely, sea.
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a random boner, a stiffy out of nowhere
Chris L. was wearing his umbros in class and got up to leave and low and behold he had a bad case of driftwood for everyone to see!
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the act of laying in a pool floating on your back naked while your boner is sticking up out the water
where is uncle jeff? oh he's busy doing his afternoon driftwood
n. 1) a type of elongated skateboard with good lateral skidding action used for tricks.
2) sexual tumesence.
Dude! I totally put some rad decals on my driftwood last night! Want to see?
Ahhh. No. Not really.
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Noun : An erection that finds its way out of a man's undergarments of its own accord .
After seeing Kim in those tight-ass shorts my dick done shot straight outta' my boxers!!! If I don't shove this driftwood back in I'm gonna' chafe somethin' fierce .
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1. Persistent postcoital wood.
1. Sweet, you gonna lug that sticky driftwood back to the trunk?
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driftΒ·wood (drΔft'wΕΕd')
n. A solitary individual who aimlessly bounces between others on a crowded dance-floor engaging in obnoxious behavior and unwanted advances.
Girl I'm sick of this club, too much Driftwood to deal with.
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