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Tucker calls AOC, Sandy Cortez because he can’t be asked to say Alexandria Orcasio Cortez each time.
The evil half of the "Bentley Twins." A former Playboy model, that has aged like vinegar. She is banned for life from the Playboy Mansion, for cheating on Hugh Hefner with disgraced hedge fund manager Mark Yagalla.
Damn is that Sandy Bentley, in that Chevy. She is fatter than Oprah.
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Other than a cookie, it's a, a sexual meaning...
"We gotta trick the moms into letting us bop with 'em" -Frank Reynolds
I went to the store, but they were out of Pecan Sandies, so looks like you and I are going to make our own...if you know what I mean...
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Another word to define God.
OMG he got 68 kills in that AC-130, he must be Sandy Ravage
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When you're grinding weed and you get it all over the place
Dan: man this gonna get us so high
Phil: *spills the weed*
Dan: man, you pulled a sandy sealion
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An unappreciated character of the common Nick television show, "Spongebob Squarepants"
A squirrel that lives under the sea. Goes on adventure with her friends: Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward. A female scientist that lives in a tree dome.
A: Hey Jimmy, you wanna watch Spongebob?
J: Yeah I love watching Sandy Cheeks!
A: Who?
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Letting a cat lick your asshole. The cat's tounge feels like sand paper, and getting your asshole licked is like having your salad tossed.
John: "Boy Brycen, Dave really likes to put honey and catnip on his ass to have the cat lick it off!"
Brycen: "Yeah, thats what I call a sandy salad! I always knew he was a sick fuck!"
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