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large hairy man that breaks into your house once a year. see peadophile
sit on my lap lil children and i will show my sweet SWEET candy!
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Santa is a jolly old man with a long white beard. He dresses in all red. He likes to break into your house on the 25th of December. You might want to watch out for him.
Oh my god, Santa is here!
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A hobo's excuse to dress exotically and whip out his sack for small children.
Santa: "Boy do I have a surprise for you in my sack."
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Really a Mexican, Santa tricks the white people into believing he is white also. By doing this, it enables him to enter your house, and steal your food and/or other things. His "reindeer" are actually a band of armadillo, chihuahuas, and small Asian children. A sign he has been to your house is the smell of Corona and so off brand chips bought at Dollar General.
Child "Mom, what is that smell?"
Mom (Crying) "that's the smell of Christmas honey."
Child "Where are the presents?"
Mom "They are in the pawn shop by now. That stupid beaner Santa"
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1)A student counselor who does counseling for free and brainwash all the students and make them geeky nerds and selfish bastards. Guys who follow him are known as "SANTAS"
2)A guy/girl who follow the teaching of Santa(the counselor)
guy1 -"Dude what's up with peter? he's acting weird these days!"
guy2 -"The bastard has become a santa I guess, look at him he's become a bookworm now!"
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A make believe figure, like elves, gremlins and eskimoes.
Santa my ass, it's probably ol' Grampa Cripple, stuck in the chimney again. Get the oil and the rake.
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