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uber cynic, some one who complains about EVERYTHING.
i am an uber cynic and this site is terrible, you people have crap senses of humour and you all need friends. my girlfriend doesn't love me but i dont care because she chews gum funny and her dad once almost put on a hat i didn't like. my shoes are crap, the have a mud mark, im going too sue them, god i hate shoes....
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Kielbasa sausage. a term refering to the mans genital organs, originating from a German meal consisting mainly of suasage. can also be used as a doing word for the rapid action of swinging the males organs to hit another person in the face with the organ. see also helicopter
"yo bitch suck on my kielbasa!"
" my kielbasa sausage has just got to perform"
"take this!" *smacks genitals around ones face*
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large hairy man that breaks into your house once a year. see peadophile
sit on my lap lil children and i will show my sweet SWEET candy!
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fadge, originating from the latin word *fadgitus* roughly translated into "the act of cheesy whiffey pussy pocket banging" the term is now used to describe female genitals.
" yo got one stank ass fadge, hoe!"
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this is a business man codeword for "aerodynamic laser catapult" also known as a flying laser. other codewords like these exist, such as "tractor" which means anything that is remotely related to cheese and or the colour blue.
RUN!?! ITS A MIDGET ON A BLANK!!!
this cracker has some lovely tractor slices...
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