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you when you look something innocent up on urban dictionary
i just went on urban dictionary and im scared
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A great show based on supernatural and interesting subjects on Discovery Kids channel and hosted by Michelle Trachtenberg.
Truth or Scare is the best show ever! Catch it on Scary Saturday Night Sleepover!
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1. When you get so scared that you can't move at all.
2. When you get so scared that you pop a boner. This usually only happens when you are scared by an attractive member of the opposite sex.
A man jumped out from behind the brick wall and pointed a gun at my head. I couldn't run. I was scared stiff!
A hot woman in black leather boots, and with a whip in hand jumped out from behind a brick wall. I was scared stiff!!!
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A dirty Russian vagina that is infected with communism.
I went down on Tatyana's pink scare and came up smelling like the gulags.
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When a girl claims she's on her period to get out of having sex with you.
Jennifer's been giving me the red scare! She's been on her period for over a month!
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1. Sex. Late Period. Pregnancy Test. Pink or Positive. Scared as Hell.
2. Doing something, looking at what you did, thinking its worse than it is for a minute or two, and then realizing the situation.
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Girl 1- Shit, i slept with this guy last week, took a preggers test, ipso facto- PREGNANCY SCARE!
Girl 2- So, no biggie?
Girl 1- Yeah.
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Bill- I had a total pregnancy scare last night, i thought i threw out my pot!
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(man- sKAirz)-noun-At time of the morning in which a post adolescent male between the ages of 18-25, or generally of college age, experiences a glance in his mirror by which he is frightened due to his physical appearance becoming more reminiscent of his father, a generally wearing image of a middle-aged man, or actor Vince Vaughn post-Swingers. This scare either stems from a reality or misperception in which the male notices either his stomach is expanding, his hairline receding, his eyes especially sunken from a night of sleep, his facial hair half-shaven, and his muscle gone.
Man-Scares sweeping the nation one dude at a time.
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