Lounging around not doing much.
John: What you been doing today?
Joe: Oh just schlonging.
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Any salami-type processed meat packaged in a long-oval-cylindrical sleeve.
Peppridge Farm makes several types of schlong.
Schlong goes well with cheese and crackers.
Ex. Please cut me a slice of that tasty schlong.
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What Hillary Clinton got
Donald Trump: Hillary Clinton got schlonged!
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a very very long penis compared to a schledium or a schlort
Janie's boyfriend, Jimmy, has a fricken schlong.
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adv. a masculine superlative noun modifer. Something agressive & powerful.
Harley-Davidson are rude neighbors: they creep through the neighborhood with engines rumbling on '11.'
Riding one though, that's a schlong ride.
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"Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama" - Donald Trump
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A really long wet penis that is used normally for animals.
O MY GOD that monkey has a huge schlong!
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