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school

a place that no kid in their right mind likes to go.

a hangout place where you can sleep and hang with friends all day

a place that your parents say is "essential to attend"

Dude school is so fucking pointless I mean when are we ever gonna need to know what year the civil war started?

by fuck the preps April 24, 2005

85πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


School

A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....

multiply out the brackets...

2a(3m+2p+12k-12-90)

...would someone like to explain to me...WHAT THE HELL THIS IS???

by Shaz April 15, 2003

10988πŸ‘ 1856πŸ‘Ž


School

Another name for prison.

"man I hate school, I can't wait for summer"

by Mark V. June 3, 2006

115πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


school

A place where you go to until you are an adult where you get taught how to solve the opposite angles of triangles and the humour in Shakespeare, but nothing about how to pay a bill, write a cheque, find a flat.

(To all saying that school is necessary for a decent life, I challenge that having a brain is required for a decent life. I'm a college dropout yet I'm doing well enough at the moment working for a decent company in a job that's a laugh riot compared to the dejection, bullying and harassment suffered in education from the age of 5.)

"Don't they teach you anything in school these days?"
- "Er, not really, we learn how to ace standardised tests"

by Archie2K January 11, 2004

556πŸ‘ 86πŸ‘Ž


school

1.The reason most people who are teens comit suicide. See suicide

2. A place where the goverment stuffs Young brains with useless shit so they can compete with Japan on whos the smartest; So they can take credit and forget about the students happiness.

Teacher:Today in school, we will stuff youre mind with shit you will never use in you're life.
Ex:6(5a)-(-65B)1/545.3

by Elia________ October 19, 2006

108πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


school

hell

by Frost November 2, 2003

520πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž


School

The thing that gives Satan nightmares at night.

Satan: Mom! Help me I’m scared!
Satan’s Mom: What is it, Satan? Did you have a nightmare?
Satan: I’m thinking of school again!
Satan’s Mom: What are you thinking!!! Don’t give me nightmares too! Those humans are crazy!

by ZappyDefos September 17, 2019

22πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž