scrots n' oats

noun:

A healthy and nutritious meal, preferably eaten as a breakfast, comprised of any kind of flaked or milled oats with a side of juicy scrotum.

Commonly mistaken for scrotmeal, which is the brunch version of scrots n' oats.

"Wow man, your breath smells like shit."
"Yeah dude, I had scrots n' oats for breakfast."

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3-T Scrot

A scrotum containing 3 testicles.

Eric got a 3-T Scrot to give him a little more pazazz.

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Hershey Scrot-Drop

Forcibly Inserting Testicles into One's Anus.

"And after I dockey punched her, I gave her the Hershey Scrot-Drop"

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Itchy Scrot Syndrome

A condition where the scrotum becomes itchy and irritable. Pain is minimal, but often causes the victim a lot of discomfort.

Dude, why are you fiddling with your pants?

Oh I got Itchy Scrot Syndrome so bad, my nuts are itching like crazy!

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deenyo scrot-check

When you pull your balls through the fly or your pants so they hang for all to see.

I did the deenyo scrot-check in school and i got expelled

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toats mgoats dr. scrots

totally to the next level

Hey man, you wanna go to the club,

toats mgoats dr. scrots

i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack

There is none, really:p

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