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cat on a seizure

Used after "Like a", ect. Meaning: Something being cool, odd, weird, deranged, ect.

Kari: ...And I fell down a flight of stairs!
Michi: That's like a cat on a seizure!

Bob: So, maybe we can hit up that anime con next weekend?
Justin: That'll be like a cat on a seizure!

by Michi Chan May 24, 2005

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Foot Seizure

The act of falling over and flopping on the ground while yelling obscene interjections.

Much to the chagrin of my colleagues, I performed a foot seizure.

by Tuit boy October 29, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Seizure Salad

When someone has a stroke and a seizure at the same time.

I saw a guy have a seizure salad the other day. It was pretty disturbing.

by JustThat_1 April 10, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


status seizure

The explanation given when one's internet goes down for a short while when in the middle of an internet conversation.

snowshoe:and then I was stuck behind this gramps champ
ihatechoo: really?
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS GONE OFFLINE
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS COME ONLINE
snowshoe: srry 'bout that. another status seizure.
ihatechoo: oh! its ok then.

by Jenna the KNIGHT December 22, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Seizure's Palace

A play on Caesar's Palace, a casino in Vegas, this term is used to describe not a gambling establishment, but an insane asylum, aka looney bin.

Check out that dude dressed like a gladiator...they oughtta throw his ass into Seizure's Palace

by Tamerlane October 28, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bruh Seizure

When you see or hear something so stupid it makes you Bruh Seizure; similar to a facepalm but more extreme.

When you portray a bruh seizure, you shake and repeat โ€œbruhโ€ over and over.

Teacher: you have 2 essays due tomorrow
Brody: dude Iโ€™m gonna have a bruh seizure

by Sam1d September 29, 2019


Seizure House

When a house is decorated for a holiday (Christmas, Halloween, ect.) so brightly that it could trigger a seizure.

You can always tell it's the holiday season when you lose your sight due to your neighbor's Seizure House.

by Scottieboo November 30, 2011