Used after "Like a", ect. Meaning: Something being cool, odd, weird, deranged, ect.
Kari: ...And I fell down a flight of stairs!
Michi: That's like a cat on a seizure!
Bob: So, maybe we can hit up that anime con next weekend?
Justin: That'll be like a cat on a seizure!
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The act of falling over and flopping on the ground while yelling obscene interjections.
Much to the chagrin of my colleagues, I performed a foot seizure.
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When someone has a stroke and a seizure at the same time.
I saw a guy have a seizure salad the other day. It was pretty disturbing.
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The explanation given when one's internet goes down for a short while when in the middle of an internet conversation.
snowshoe:and then I was stuck behind this gramps champ
ihatechoo: really?
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS GONE OFFLINE
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS COME ONLINE
snowshoe: srry 'bout that. another status seizure.
ihatechoo: oh! its ok then.
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A play on Caesar's Palace, a casino in Vegas, this term is used to describe not a gambling establishment, but an insane asylum, aka looney bin.
Check out that dude dressed like a gladiator...they oughtta throw his ass into Seizure's Palace
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When you see or hear something so stupid it makes you Bruh Seizure; similar to a facepalm but more extreme.
When you portray a bruh seizure, you shake and repeat โbruhโ over and over.
Teacher: you have 2 essays due tomorrow
Brody: dude Iโm gonna have a bruh seizure
When a house is decorated for a holiday (Christmas, Halloween, ect.) so brightly that it could trigger a seizure.
You can always tell it's the holiday season when you lose your sight due to your neighbor's Seizure House.