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semen is white liquid that goes into a women after you pop her cherry and it fertilizes to the egg and helps you get a baby and the white cumshot that shoots out the bell end on your dobber(meaning for a dick)after you pull off

you fucking pansie bastards we are gonna talk about seamen ok seamen swims in the bucket trying to save a poor child after 9 months you cunts the person it saved ''CUMS'' if you know what i mean out the bucket so you gonks thats seamen are now go play with that semen in the minge you wankers (joke made by lucas bolton A.K.A Jackroll)

by Jackroll April 3, 2006

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Semen

A perfectly acceptable substitute for mayonnaise

Person one: Do you have any mayonnaise?
Person two: No, but I have a ton of semen

by Totallynotcolelol December 25, 2019

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semen

oyster

His humongous oyster required she be given the Heimlich maneuver.

by KB October 9, 2003

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Semen

What comes out your penis when your uncles rubs it

Bruh, there was so much semen on my uncles bed yesterday

by DcWahlX March 17, 2020

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Semen Father

A father figure who supplies his girl with lots of delicious, creamy semen.

Melissa knew she would get a big mouthful of yummy cum from her Semen Father. And sure enough she drained his balls into her pretty mouth and gave her lots to swallow.

by eggplant boi March 21, 2021


The Semen Den

A colloquial term referring to the hotel chain commonly known as the โ€˜Comfort Inn.โ€™ The first guesthouse under that name was a Brothel operating in Pittsburg in 1924, known for being simultaneously classy and, at times, filthy โ€“ the original hotelโ€™s sign on Main Street actually read โ€˜Cum Fort Innโ€™. Unconfirmed Reports of contracting syphilis from the bar stools in the lobby were common, and the rooms were obviously no better. So today The Cum Fort Inn continues the tradition of superficially clean cesspools of human bodily fluid disguised as discount hotel rooms. The Cum Fort Inn remains an American institution, lovingly nicknamed by its many fans โ€˜the Semen den.โ€™

Norman went to the semen den for his biweekly visit with Laquisha, his long-term prostitute. On this occasion, he forgot his prophylactics โ€“ fortunately, upon reaching under the bed, he found a variety of lightly used condoms from the roomโ€™s previous occupants. โ€˜thank god for the Semen Denโ€™, he whispered to himself before plunging into the diseased escort.

by Messy Jiggleson September 28, 2016


Semen shake

A big cup filled with 50+ guys large loads of cum then swallowed

During my crazy bachelor party me and my buddies made a semen shake for the sexy stripper.

by lalaloveless April 10, 2016