Shank

A combination of the two most pleasurable feelings. A good shit. And a good wank.

A shank, by definition, is when the two above sensations culminate in a single toilet sitting. In this scenario, toilet paper serves a dual purpose. The ultimate, or true definition of a shank is when climax and release of feces is simultaneous.

I saved time this morning by having a shank.

"Dude, did you go to the toilet and have a shank? You look relieved!"

"That was amazing, I just had a shank! I love having a number 2 and a number 3 at the same time!"

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Shank

Verb. to stab someone with a shiv.
shank is also what retards call improvised stabbing or cutting weapons. these are not called shanks they are called shivs.

Dumbass: Dude... i just made a totally awesome shank made out of a piece of glass and tightly rolled paper.

Badass: you are dumb. you made a shiv, there is no solid thing called a shank. for being a fool, i will shank you with my shiv.

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Shank

A shank is a 'shitty wank'

a shit while having a wank

rob was having a browse of the world of internet pornography, but without warning he desperately needed a shit.

in his haste to run to the toilet he still had an erect penis, from the images he had just witnessed.

he squatted and urged out his a turd, while popping one off.

shank = shit + wank

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Shank

A combination of the the two words Shit and Wank.

A negative word to describe something as poor or not to ones best taste.

God that movie was absolutly Shank, it totally sucked.

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Shank

A dumbass retard that is drunk.

That shank tried to jump me.

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Shank

verb

North Carolina slang for pretending to pull someone's pants down as a joke

Me: "shank!"
My friend: "oh, I thought you were going to pull my pants down, that was funny."

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Shank

the act of excreting and then proceding to masturbate while sitting on the john. Les commonly known as a 'toilet chug', however, may be heard in some places.

Commonly done by people who enjoy both feelings and wish to enhance their orgasm

Rodrigo: dude, i love shitting and wanking equally as much.

Brent: You should shank dudee!! My uncle taught me how to do it! simple, saves time and is effective

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