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A shank is a 'shitty wank'
a shit while having a wank
rob was having a browse of the world of internet pornography, but without warning he desperately needed a shit.
in his haste to run to the toilet he still had an erect penis, from the images he had just witnessed.
he squatted and urged out his a turd, while popping one off.
shank = shit + wank
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A combination of the the two words Shit and Wank.
A negative word to describe something as poor or not to ones best taste.
God that movie was absolutly Shank, it totally sucked.
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A combination of the two most pleasurable feelings. A good shit. And a good wank.
A shank, by definition, is when the two above sensations culminate in a single toilet sitting. In this scenario, toilet paper serves a dual purpose. The ultimate, or true definition of a shank is when climax and release of feces is simultaneous.
I saved time this morning by having a shank.
"Dude, did you go to the toilet and have a shank? You look relieved!"
"That was amazing, I just had a shank! I love having a number 2 and a number 3 at the same time!"
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Verb. to stab someone with a shiv.
shank is also what retards call improvised stabbing or cutting weapons. these are not called shanks they are called shivs.
Dumbass: Dude... i just made a totally awesome shank made out of a piece of glass and tightly rolled paper.
Badass: you are dumb. you made a shiv, there is no solid thing called a shank. for being a fool, i will shank you with my shiv.
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verb
North Carolina slang for pretending to pull someone's pants down as a joke
Me: "shank!"
My friend: "oh, I thought you were going to pull my pants down, that was funny."
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Verb: to lift one leg or ass cheek and deliver a rousing fart.
Noun: the result of lifting one leg or ass cheek to deliver a rousing fart.
Verb: Dude, I was sitting in one of those old wooden chairs when I shanked one so loud people heard it down the hall.
Noun: Dude, was that your shank I heard down the hall? It echoed all the way to our room.
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