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Seeking her pre-school diploma, Shirley also known as Swirley lives and works amongst people 400 to 4000 times as smart as shell ever be. Still addind and subtracting with her fingers and toes, the Swirley strives to think... possibly at least once a week
Damn Brian you're a real fucking TSI Shirley haha.
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can a sometimes be a rude but deep down they care. they’re different then most people you’ll meet. a shirley is very blunt. she would never lie to you. she looks deeply into things and has a very strong personality.
Shirley: a strong independent person
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Cockney rhyming slang for Surely - Surely not.
You didn't do that Shirley Bassey
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Cheeky, short and adorable. Doesn't look twice at boys. Loves sports and her bed.
Shirley Kuligha? I like her but she sees nth in me
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To make a shirley temple, begin by cutting the stem off a strawberry and insert it into the vaginal canal. Top the drink with whipped cream. Proceed to enjoy your beverage by finding and rescuing said strawberry with your tongue.
Deshawn: Yo dawg I was with this chick last night and we was gettin bougey know what I'm sayin
Tyrone: yeaaaahhh man did you give her the shirley temple?
Deshawn: Yessirr
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When a person both shits and pisses their pants at the same time or in the same period of time.
Man dude i was so wasted last night i feel like im gonna Shirley Temple all over the place.
That bathroom is nasty someone must've Shirley Templed
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the act of a golden shower, while the girl is having her period
I was surprised but pleased when Sara gave me a Shirley temple last night
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