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When you grab your girlfriend without warning shortly after defecating, shove her head down the toilet, procede to flush the toilet, let her head swirl around in the fece-filled bowl for a few minutes, and then spin her around on an office chair until she vomits. After she has vomited, some may procede to push her down a flight of stairs on the office chair.
She was annoying the crap out of me, so i gave her an Australian swirley to calm her down.
The act of destroying a production server by mistyping a command
Hey, can you look at this box for me? I think we might have a red swirley situation on our hands
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The act of fucking a girl in the ass in a bathroom while repeatedly flushing her head in the toilet.
also known as "A Janitor's Daughter"
Dumb bitch wasn't old enough to drink... so I took her into the bathroom and gave her the swirley temple!
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When a man is ready to ejaculate, he does so on the woman's face, and then steps out of the way. His close friend then jumps out of the closet behind him and plops poop all over the woman's face.
Me and Paul made the perfect swirley sundae on some girl last night, it was just the right blend of chocolate and vanilla. She still doesn't know what hit her.
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When the world do be spinning and you throw up your entire guts
My friend was talking to another friend and had a sudden case of the drunk swirleys
French kissing someone after popping a cist or boil getting the puss and blood mixed around in the saliva
Gave my partner a cistern swirley last night or I got cistern swirled at a party.
When you soap up a finger and wipe out the inner inch of your bung hole.
If you're gonna take Rebecca out this weekend, make sure you give yourself a Swirley in the shower after your last dump because she has a tendency to toss your salad during her bj.