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When you give a blowjob but the man cannot get hard
"Hey, did you hear Carson slurped Shimmon's yams at the party the other night?"
"Yeah, she tried him twice too"
"Talk ably slurping yams"
term used in financial service centers,where employees are sitting in cubicles and the method of communication is chatting. An office slurp occurs when one is sending a juicy,and kinky joke or gossip (please not confuse with unfunny and uninteresting rumors that old office hags spread) via chat,and the receiver has to laugh,but so that the others (company mushrooms,yes-men or office ogres) around should not notice that. Therefore (s)he is making a slurping sound effect to cover the vicious laughing.
Friend: Hey,Have you heard that Marc has a fake pussy in his backpack??
Other Friend: ssssssssllllllllluuurp (sound effect) That s what I call a real office slurp!
When a person vigorously shakes a slurpee up and down in a masturbating motion in order to move the delicious slurpee product into a position that can be more easily sucked up by a straw. Usually this action is performed when there is mostly ice left and every time you suck the slurpee product does not fill in the air pocket created.
I really wanted the last bit of my slurpee, so I had to jack the slurp every few seconds to keep it coming up the straw.
the act of obtaining herpes through oral sex. yes you can get herpes from oral sex. and even genital handshakes when there are no sores present.
that douchebag just herp-slurped that bundle of herpes infested joy.
When one puts a dick in ones mouth then one breathes in and makes a slurping sound with the dick in their mouth.
My girlfriend and i were dick slurping last night. My dick was tickled the whole time!
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Eating out a girl with flappy vag lips
So the other day I was giving some chick th business, I mean really curtain slurping; felt like I was sucking the roast beef out of an Arby’s sandwich.
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A an alternative way of referring to hydrogen peroxide.
Darren: "Gave this kid some slurp juice the other day at the servo, he really thought it was the same stuff from Fortnite"
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