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Gidgee

A quartz tipped tool or spear used by the aboriginal noongar people of South Western Australia, namely Perth region, to either hunt kangaroos or other aboriginals. The word stems from the Gidgegannup township north east of Perth, which is rife with abo crime and quartz mining.

Jim: "Where'd me fuckin 6 packa emu export go cunt?"
Joe: "Oi I reckon Davo took it, fuckin druggo"
Jim: "Get the fuckin Gidgees, we're finding that dickhead"

by aussiegamercop October 29, 2018


True Gamer

An extreme misogynist and involuntary celibate who absolutely despises minorities and/or non-whites with his entire being. These individuals rose to the surface of the gaming community around 2015 during the gamergate media explosion, which targeted sexism and enforced progressivism in the gaming community.

Typically a male, he believes in a jewish deep state conspiracy and that gamers are the most oppressed race to have ever existed. They like to gather at conventions and take part in a cult called gang weed where they hail a deity who takes the form of the joker from the batman franchise. They are very easy to single out from a crowd since they will always weigh over 220 pounds (100 kilos). any individual who does not conform to the aforementioned cannot call themselves a true gamer.

guy 1: "Did you hear about jimmy last week? He was arrested for brutally beating his wife, and he'd been hiding it all year."
guy 2: "Holy shit dude, no, not at all. I thought he was a pretty nice guy, but I guess he's a true gamer now.

by aussiegamercop October 25, 2018

31πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Victory Royale

When someone flies a passenger plane into the side of a skyscraper.

hussein: "Did you hear about my dude osama bin laden? He got a fat victory royale the other day!"

by aussiegamercop October 26, 2018

349πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


Perth Dole Run

When a West Australian needs to pay off a large sum of money to the local drug trafficking or crime syndicate and bolts to the local Centrelink to acquire funds. Typically claiming to have a child or baby in order to get more benefits, and being a massive leech off the Aussie tax payer.

Jeff: "Norton went on a perth dole run the other day , what a fuckin druggo."

by aussiegamercop October 25, 2018


Lord Bung

A really round filipino dude from the northern territory who has half a million subs on youtube and a really stretchy foreskin.

He has a crippling lego obsession.

damo: "oi look at that huge fuckin beach ball over there carrrrnt"
darren: "nah dickhead that's lord bung"

by aussiegamercop October 30, 2018


Slurp Juice

A an alternative way of referring to hydrogen peroxide.

Darren: "Gave this kid some slurp juice the other day at the servo, he really thought it was the same stuff from Fortnite"

by aussiegamercop October 29, 2018

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


The Gamer Police

An international law and rights enforcement committee similar to the United Nations, but dealing only with problems relating to the Gamer Community. Pioneered and later abandoned by Gamer Rights Activist Solidshibe, their primary domain is Twitter, where individual member states post updates on internal problems as well as collectively coordinating peacekeeping events, with hopes of settling drama between opposing factions and gangs. The prime ideologies of the group are liberty, alliance, and authority. They are strongly supportive of the right to freedom of speech and expression, but are willing to take action on degeneracy and reprobate behaviour in the gamer community.

Some administrative bodies, for example the Australian Gamer Police, have a reputation of satirical humour and offensive dark comedy on the Twitter, and in turn get a bad rap, becoming victim to a barrage of attacks by typically liberal and left-leaning Twitter users. The committee is also known for exposing the unusual high level of NPC behaviour and infiltration on the platform, as well as sharing a resemblance to and partnership with the groups gang weed and the anti-furry legion. They can be characterised by an obsession with Hotline Miami and the aesthetics of Cyber-Punk.

Kevin: "I'm really worried about my old mate Warren, he said the n-word on a PUBG server a couple night back and I haven't heard from him since"
Davo: "I wouldn't be surprised if he'd been arrested taken into custody by The Gamer Police, It's not like them to let that language slip in the Gamer Community"

by aussiegamercop October 25, 2018