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A fountain of liquid that results from mixing smegma with diet Coke. The resulting violent eruption can damage the genitals if protective equipment is not used.
The smegma fountain was much more impressive than the Coke and Mentos mixture.
The food particules, skin flakes, and dust that accumulates in the crevices between your keys on your keyboard and rots. Later, you can collect your keyboard smegma and use for sprinklings on cupcakes that will be given to your worst enemy.
Jim: I hate Rob so much. I need to repay him for the misdeeds he's done.
Larry: Hey, I got an idea?
Jim: What?
Larry: Let's bake up some cupcakes, top them off with keyboard smegma, and give 'em to him. He'll enjoy the rich, dense texture of the cake and crunch away on the bits of smegma. Stupid bastard!
Jim: Good idea Larry! That'll teach that SOB.
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A slap containing a delicious cheesy substance found between the edge of the foreskin and head of a dick. meant to humiliate/induce vomiting
I totally smegma slapped Steve.
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The act of collecting smegma under the foreskin until there is a ring of it. Then when masturbating, holding the foreskin closed when ejaculating. Then as a punishment for stinky pussy, holding the foreskin closed while peeing to create a charged shot of smegma, cum, and piss onto the woman’s face.
That girls pussy was so stank I had to give her a smegma sunrise.
The most dangerous infection known to man worst than its other variant smegma
Guy1: Holy shit Bryant got smegma
Guy2: smegma like the cheese
Guy1: smegma nuts
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up I'm fucking your brother rn
A polite word for eye boogers-the dried,crusty material that collects on the inside corners of the eyes during sleep.Ocular smeg is naturally yellow in color,but,in women it can be black,dark blue or brown due to residues from mascara,eyeline,eye shadow,etc. Ocular smegma is very common in poodles and chihuahuas.Eye smeg can be particularly troublesome in persons suffering from colds,allegies,flu and pink eye.For some reason,young children don't like to eat eye smeg as much as they do boogers. Contrary to myth,ocular smegma is NOT caused by the Sand Man.
When I woke up this morning,I thought I had gone blind.It turned out my eyelids were matted shut with ocular smegma.
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