smug twat

Short fat man with receeding hairline. Studies law and whistles inanely. Can also be tall oafish Oxford born posh racist boy who doesn't think you should play rugby in the street and always has to have the last word. Rejects spiritualism, religion and others' opinions in general in favour of eating other people's food and listening to "soft" rock.

You know who you are!!! You MAXimal smug twat RICH

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Smug Prick

Someone who is completely self centered, selfish and conceited. A person that will destroy the world to get their way and sell out anyone in the process.

I dont think I have ever seen a person that exemplifies the term "Smug Prick" as much as Donald Trump.

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Smug Idiot

Any person who drives a hybrid vehicle to "save the enviroment" and constantly calls attention to it

Hey Bill did you see that Smug Idiot in the Prius? I bet he didn't even think about all the lead and acid in those batteries that he will need to replace every seven years

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smugs bunny

One who has a smug face and obtains huge jelly jugs.

Look at Brian over there... he is such a smugs bunny.

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Smug's Underground

Smug's underground is
a place on the internet where people who are too smart to be popular, but not smart enough to get away with it, gather. The Smug Underground is a secret community of free-thinkers and thinkers that doesn't take themselves seriously. We're here for the ideas, we don't care about your status or your title. Come join us! You'll fit right in.
The Smug Underground was created by an anonymous group of writers from all over the world, united by their common interest in getting rid of freedom of thought, speech, expression, action, belief, opinion, lifestyle, religion, race, gender, sexuality, nationality, language, culture, ideology, origin, wealth, power, or anything else. They want you to believe what they say, think what they say, do as they say, be like them, dress like them, live like them, love like them, hate like them, have no will of your own, obey every order given to you without question, accept everything at face value, and most importantly: never ever dare disagree with any member of the Smug Underground.

Hi, I'm from Smug's Underground

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Smug face

The look on your face when your lying about something and making a joke at the same time.

HEY did you take my sandwich?

Noooooh Smug face.

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Family Smug

A person or couple previously interesting and good conversationalists who now that they have children talk about nothing other than everything their children do no matter how mundane and are utterly oblivious to the fact that they now bore the shit out of everyone.

Mary (Mother) "You should see Caitlin and Ashley play with their new little brother it's so sweet"
John (Father) "When he sneezed yesterday, Ashley actually got a tissue and wiped his nose"
Mary "Caitlin has started playing on the piano as well, we'll have to think about lessons soon"
Alex (Friend) Will you two change the fucking subject, you're way too family smug.