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When latinos take a whiz sometimes they expose their snorkel-dicks. Usually they try to hide them. Hint: Don't ever laugh and point at it.
"I giggled at that beaner's snorkel-dick and he had his switchblade at my neck instantly."
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Also known as a snatch snorkel, the Pussy Snorkel allows a man to continue breathing while performing cunnilingus. Often used in a spa, bathtub, or even a bowl of jello, if that's your thing. Also useful in the event your partner is a veritable jungle down there.
The only known manufacturer of this life-saving accessory is pussysnorkel dot com
Nearly smothered by the Appalachian Grizzly Beaver he took home from the bar, Rob was saved from certain asphyxiation by his trusty Pussy Snorkel.
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The act of receiving head when you have morning wood.
That bitch is crazy for my dick she gave me a morning snorkel today.
When you take a ball of powdered cocaine and place it lightly in your mouth, and then blow it into another person's anus to be absorbed rectally.
Randy: "Bro, I got Jane to give me a white snorkel!"
Tim: "Aight, word to yo mother"
To masturbate
Same as...
Bash the bishop
Choke the chicken
Yank the plank
Clean the pipes
Grapple the gorilla
Pet the one eyed snake
Stroke the salami
Massage colin
Toss off
Shake hands with the milkman
Greet the old chap
tommy tank
Spank Off
Spank the Monkey
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc
I went to the club, but y mack was weak, I had to go home alone and clear the snorkel.
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When one person grabs a guys foreskin and pulls it tight and then blows into it quickly. This act pushes air under the skin so it is blown up quickly like a balloon.
Called snorkeling as air can get into the blood stream and give you a dizzy spell.
"I got the bends last night after my girlfriend went snorkeling"
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Put a bendy-straw into a beer bottle leaving the bent part out. Then chug the beer using the straw as a "snorkel". Similar to a bottle bong but uses a standard bendy-straw.
Blake... that beer snorkel f*cked me up.
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