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When you put an ice cube in a chicks ass, and then quickly stick your dick in after it, forcing the ice cube further inside her before she realizes what you've done.
My girlfriend was so pissed I gave her an angry snowman the other night that she unplugged the freezer.
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During the ejaculatory phase of a male/female sexual encounter, if the male participant withdraws his penis and ejects semen onto the famale participant's abdomen, this is referred to as an "abdominal snowman."
I didn't want to get that fuckin' bitch pregnant, so I was raw doggin' her and gave her an abdominal snowman instead of blowing my load up her cooch.
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When a blonde takes an ice cube and finger bangs a redhead.
Last night Elsa and Anna were building a snowman.
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Two men become non biological brothers when one or the other has sex with either thier wife or girlfriend at one point in time. One can also become a snowman brother if the two men enjoy any erotic part of a woman.
Daniel- Hey man, did you have sex with my girlfriend?
Xavier- It was a long time ago and I hope your cool with it.
Daniel- Dude, its all good. We are Snowman Brothers now!
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Before entering a movie, buy a box of popcorn. Do NOT eat it. During the movie, engage in sexual behavior, pulling out pre-ejaculation. Let your load off all over your partner, specifically in the facial area. Proceed to dumping the box of popcorn over their head. Watch and enjoy as the abominable snowman terrorizes the theater.
like omg! an abominable snowman like totally attacked us during Hancock!
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A middle aged snowman that smokes a pipe and wears no pants in front of children
WATCH OUT! COVER YO EYES KIDS HERE COMES FROSTY THE SNOWMAN!
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A demon possessed snowman that likes little children.
He was going for my ass like frosty the snowman would!
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