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rape soda

1. A type of carbonated beverage that, when consumed, will violate you sexually against your will.

2. Soda that rapists drink.

3. Rape-flavored soda. Definitely not a sweet-tasting beverage.

Why don't you go have a nice tall glass of rape soda?

by unoriginal_name33 March 14, 2017


The Soda Pop

Take a soda can that is empty, lube it up nice and slick then slide it into your partners vagina/anus. Get up real nice and close and start humming loudly into the end of the can that is sticking out. This will create a unique vibrating sensation. Continue to do this louder and louder until your partner pisses or shits on your face due to the vibrations.

I don't recycle cans because my girlfriend loves to use them to do the soda pop on my face.

by Vesuvious June 18, 2009


Diet Soda

The type of drink people order along with extremely fattening food to justify the meal as being 'healthy'

"I would like a Big Mac, large Fries, large chocolate shake, and three chocolate cookies...Oh and a large soda, but make it Diet Soda because I'm trying to watch my weight."

by yourfriendlyfreckleface March 24, 2016


Soda Stereo

Best rock band in Latin America. Makes the best songs ever and is one of the most popular rock bands in Latin America.

The song "En la Ciudad de la Furia" made me become fluent in Spanish! LONG LIVE SODA STEREO! SODA STEREO MEJOR!

by EL SEXO GRATIS October 04, 2023


wheat soda

Beer. Usually light beer that resembles soda more than regular beer i.e. Natural Light, Keyston Light, Milwaukee's Best Light.

Yo let's go practice, work up a thirst, get our rocks off, and go drink some wheat soda.

by ClubLax September 29, 2006


dudh soda

A beverage made with milk and cola, having the industry standardized ratio of 1:1 of either ingredient (that is, 50% milk and 50% cola). The exact origins of this beverage is unknown, but many scholars speculate that the pioneer of this brilliant creation was likely of South Asian decent. A team of chemical engineers and food researchers have carbon-dated the first ever trace of dudh soda to post British occupation India. Dudh soda has two distinct taste variations beyond the standard version. The light and airy flavour of the low-sugar option: "dudh soda lite" (70% milk and 30% cola), and the sweet and savoury flavour of the decadent version: "dudh soda dark" (30% milk and 70% cola). Currently, an new controversial hybrid-formula of dudh soda is being engineered in Canada. As the formula is top secret and of utmost importance to the creator, it is known only to those in the beverage industry as "dudh soda BLAK". The beverage is rumoured to contain 30% milk, 30% cola, and 40% premium roast Columbian blend coffee, thereby creating a drink which is so aromatic, so craveable, and so incredibly tempting that you will do anything in your power to get one of these bad boys in your hands right now.

Always remember: when making dudh soda, add the cola to the milk for best taste results!

Raj: “Auntie ji, can I have something to drink?”
Auntie ji: “How about some goat milk?”
Raj: “Nah, goat milk is soo yesterday, anything else?”
Auntie ji: “I have just the thing!”
(Auntie ji pours some cola into the milk, thereby pioneering the greatest beverage of all time.)
Raj: “What’s this?”
Auntie ji: “Its dudh soda, you‘ll love it!”
(Raj takes a sip)
Auntie ji: “And?”
Raj: (speechless, lost in euphoric bliss)

by John117 October 24, 2007


bo soda

A beer, simple as that. It ain't your average soda, it's a bo soda; it's got effects, it can cause some of that bo-drama, or get you in a lil bo-scrap, possibly get you some bo-snatch.

Brian and RJ went for some good 'ol afternoon bo sodas at the park.

Brian: Hey, let's get some fuckin' bo sodas!!
RJ: Yeah, lets get an alabama briefcase

Brian sometimes likes to drink bo sodas in class.

(Sitting in the back row)
*Cough* Cracks beer *Cough*
(everyone turns around)

Brian gives a sly grin.

by Lil Bo-Smight Ill Wit It April 04, 2010