absolute dickhead spasticated fucking midget wanker
When Lorenzo forgets the crisps when camping, Lorenzo is a spack.
a term used for someone who is dumb
Did you see isaac today in maths? He was being a right spack
A Spack is someone who would be part of a group that consists of other Spacks and be assigned their own Spack number (Spack No.1, Spack No.2 etc.)
An ideal Spack would have a good interest in music and listen to artists such as The Strokes, ELO, Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, Aitch, Stormzy etc, play Warzone, spack (spank) themselves on the leg from time to time, have a sense of humour similar to what is seen in Spack No.1, support Southampton FC - however people who would like to be Spacks and do not have these things in common will still be considered.
Spack No.1 (head spack) is located in Bournemouth - Bournemouth is the home of Spack HQ
Hey bro, you coming to the bonfire tonight? I got like 10 spacks on standby for us.
So.... how did Spack No.6 appear on the scene?
So, some people at Spack No.2 place of work left and 2 vacancies were up to replace those people. Little did Spack No.2 know that one of the people who were to get a job there would be a Spack!
This all became apparent when she asked Spack No.2 to pierce the film on a bottle lid and said something along the lines of "Can you open this for me? I'm being a Spack!" Spack No.2 said that he is a Spack two and it all went from there.
Spack No.6's hobbies include but are not limited to:
I quote: "Smoking lots of weed, skating, dyeing my hair, working at Papa Johns (the same place Spack No.2 works at), getting piercings, going to football with my dad (Eastleigh FC), DRUGS"
So as you can see Spack No.4, this is the Spack No.6 - 6th edition of the Spack family...
So how did Spack No.6 suddenly appear in the picture?
Well, Spack No.2 works at an undisclosed Papa John's store somewhere in the world and not long after he started, 2 people left at the same time and little did Spack No.2 know, one of these people would turn out to be a Spack!
So, it was a normal day at work and Spack No.6 asked Spack No.2 to open pierce a bottle lid film and she added that she was being a Spack because she couldn't open it.
Spack No.2 said that he was a Spack and Spack No.6 said "same!". This was even before Spack No.6 knew about the whole Spack thing.
A few weeks later, Spack No.6 would be officially announced a Spack!
Her hobbies include (I quote):
"Smoking lots of weed"
"Skating"
"Dyeing my hair"
"Working at Papa John's"
"Getting Piercings"
"Going to football w/ my dad (Eastleigh FC)"
"DRUGS"
So, Spack No.1 - the head of all Spacks - this is our latest addition to the Spack family, Spack No.6!