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Spartan Points

Similar to brownie points, except instead of simply gaining favour with a person, you gain an increased chance of being granted permission to have anal sex with that person.

This term is derived from an ancient Spartan courting tradition, where women were not allowed to marry a man until he had completed his military training, however the women had to remain virgins until married.

In order to secure the continued attention of a suitable spouse, it was extremely common for Spartan women to please their prospective partner with anal intercourse.

Look at you, you're dressed to kill ... hoping to cash in your Spartan points tonight?

by Gridwalker August 6, 2008

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spartan jew

a over use of the spartan laser in halo

stop being a spartan jew and killing me play the fucking game

by Liek strepsil April 1, 2013

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RIDING SPARTAN

When two guys ride together on one motorcycle.

Jack: Hey, my motorcycle has a flat, can you give me a ride on yours to the service station?

John: No way dude. I don't want anyone seeing us riding spartan!

Jack: You're right, it is a pretty small town.

by Mr. Feltersnatch September 7, 2007

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Spartan Kick

The act of high kicking someone square in the chest while. Kicking them into a pit of doom is optional but recommended.

Origin: In the movie 300,When King Leonidis kicked the messanger from persia into a long pit of doom. The Kick being used would be the Spartan Kick.

Bob: Did you just see that?
Jack: Ya, Tim just Spartan Kicked that guy and he fell flat on his ass.

by Stopyellingatme July 11, 2008

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spartan fart

Noun:
An extreme fart capable of felling trees and buildings.

WOW! How did they demolish that building?!

They did it with a single Spartan fart.

by ProperRhombus June 15, 2007

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spartans legacy

A shit clan in the mobile game "clash of clans" that likes to talk trash but always gets beat.

Nice clan spartans legacy.

by SuzieMom December 8, 2017

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Homo Spartan

Someone who is obsessed with the Spartans in the hit flick 300.

A person who is half homo sapien as well as hitting the gym constantly working out on the spartan routine that incorporates karate and other strenuous activities.

The complete opposite of a ladies man and spits no game at the opposite sex. Many then believe that the Homo means homosexual but they are completely wrong because this man is the ugly version of a metro sexual.

That man getting his @$$ beat by a 8 year old girl in karate class is a homo spartan.

by Spartan Hunter January 25, 2008

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