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Steers are castrated bulls. They sometimes try to sexually mount other cattle, even though they don't have what it takes to make anything happen. (This is much more a rural dictionary than urban dictionary item, because it only makes sense if you've actually seen it happen.)
You gave up? Man, don't you know that even a steer can try?
While getting road head from a chick, you tilt the steering wheel all the way down until she is choking on your street meat! Then proceed to pull on to the shoulder hitting the rumble strip causing her to choke on your skin flute!
On my way home from my date last night, the chick decided to give me some road head. I upped the ante with a Steering Wheel Choke Hold!...Then followed it up with a whale punch!
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When you’re titty fucking her and leave skid marks on her belly.
Gave Becky the west Texas skid steer and it ended in a shiny new pearl necklace.
when a man masterbates in a car
"There was no privacy inside so he went to pull the steering wheel."
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A phrase meaning : despite the surprises life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope
Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still be able to pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fireand find a solution to your trouble.
Steering in a car that feels so nice and perfect you begin to have sexual feelings for the way your car handles
After i replaced the steering pump on my camaro 1le the wheel just has lucid steering around corners
When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,
The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.
Timmy's grandma gave me the ole crocheted steering wheel cover on the way over to the house.