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Stitch - Someone who habitually glosses over the image of his/her family, friends or workplace when in fact they are a highly dysfunctional bunch.
Girl: Wow, how well prissy she is even as her kids keep clawing at each other!
Boy: Yeah, I noticed that too, what a stitch!
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To engage in unlubricated anal sex aka dry crack with a male with a large engorged cock that is too big for the rose bud and the penetration results in a rip or tear in the sphincter that requires sutures from a medical professional.
Frank: Hey Carl. How was your date with Sonja? Did you get some ass?
Carl: Yea braaaaaa. I got some dat ass. Tore it up.
Frank: Yea?
Carl: Yea. Her as was so tight ended up with a Rip and Stitch. Three hours at the ER last night.
Frank: Ouch!
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To accidentally pocket, steal someone elses belongings, usually a lighter.
"Hey Iain, stop Stitching me lighter Bro"
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permanent brain damage that occurs from too much drug abuse and leaves you so fucked up that you appear to be in a perpetual state of stitching quilts.
what's wrong with Bryan?
homie fried his brains so much on that shit that he just sits on the porch stitching quilts with his grandma while she be
straddling the fence.
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Among hardcore hobbyists like Civil War reenactors, a person who is so obsessed with historical accuracy that they demand ridiculous levels of perfectionism from others
"We were already in the field when that Stitch Nazi told us the thread count of our uniforms would never pass muster."
popular form of counted-thread embroidery in which X-shaped stitches in a tiled, raster-like pattern are used to form a picture; turkish women's favorite pastime
You can stitch a cross-stitch pattern on any type of fabric!
a combination of stitch the alien and steve harvey.
"I can call my plush of stitch Stitch Harvey"