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embroidery

A traditional art form that involves using a needle and thread to put decorative designs on fabric. Nowadays it is most often done with a machine to put the logos of shitty sports teams on hats.

(not to be confused with cross stitch)

Ronald: Wow Annie I love the design on that hoodie you're wearing
Annie: Thanks its embroidered
Ronald: That's awesome embroidery is such an underappreciated art form that needs more recognition

by ceebee-bruh November 25, 2022


embroidery

Slang term for a hymenorrhaphy, or a reconstruction of the hymen. It involves stitching up the broken pieces of the hymen (the vaginal membrane) or recreating an artificial hymen using vaginal lining. A less intrusive version of this procedure involves inserting a blood capsule into the vagina that will burst during intercourse.

This procedure is usually undergone to recreate a "proof of virginity" before a wedding.

Woman 1: "Shit, I'm getting married in a month! What will he say when he finds out I'm not a virgin?"

Woman 2: "Don't worry, just get an embroidery and you'll be fine."

by Pseudo Nayme November 19, 2013

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Anal Embroidery

Where someone has a cut on their skin, and someone takes a shit on the cut.
After a while of the scabbing, the shit is stained underneath the skin, like a shit tattoo. Anal Embroidery.

Jake: Hey! Where'd you get that rad tattoo?!
James: My ex gave it to me! She had a Butter Chicken and was firing like a fucking machine gun!
Jake: Oh! Anal Embroidery!

by pixel135 May 27, 2013

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Embroidery sauce

The bullshit you give your friends when their name starts with e

Hey embroidery sauce!

by Sspp May 16, 2021