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The process in which a single or many people in the immediate vicinity are stressing out and it causes one to be stressed as well. The contact stesser may or may not even know why they are stressing out.
Nicole and Adam L were freaking out because 30 tickets came through. Adam R was then feeling contact stress because his fellow baristas were stressing even though he only had to stand at drive thru and take money.
One who gives a hand job as to relieve the stress of the recipient.
Amy was an excellent Stress Buster last night, I blew a huge load.
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The state of perpetual tension (both mental and physical) that occurs right before, and during exam week. It results in students exhibiting strange behaviours or actions.
It can be classified as, the realisation that procrastination and masturbation have ruined your academic life.
Due to exam stress, individuals are allowed to get a away with things they otherwise wouldn't, as long as they say "sorry, it's exam stress".
Student 1: Shit! Shit! Shit! my exam is tomorrow, I'm not ready!
Student 2: LOL, I finished mine two days ago!
*Student 1 develops insomnia and proceeds to burn down the library.*
Policeman: Why did you do such a heinous deed?
Student 1: Exam stress, sir!
Policeman: Oh, that's fine then. Here's $20 for your troubles.
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In place of a stress ball, to grab and squeeze a girl's breast in order to relieve stress. the girl's breast will therefore experience the stress. the amount of noise created by the girl's squeal indicates the level of stress. In this way the stress breast can also be a stress test.
If stress exceeds a breast's capability, first try grabbing both breast's at once, and if that doesn't work, move on to a larger size.
I walked into school today angry and so I needed a stress breast. Jess was perfect. When I grabbed her tits she screamed so loud, the preschool next door was disrupted. Apparently, I was pretty angry.
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to have an orgasm, term mostly used towards someone masturbating, but also can be used for sexual intercourse, which is slightly better than "mocking your member."
hey man get out of the bathroom! I'm relieving stress.
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You are stressed out, but reminding yourself of all the blessings you have.
I'm having a really bad day...but I've got my health, I'm Stressed but Blessed
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When you are so stressed that you can’t do work but you also can’t relax enough to take a break. You are stuck in procrastination purgatory between work and break for hours, days, maybe even weeks.
I have so much work to do ... I've been in such a stress coma all day.