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When a man dressed up as a sunflower ejaculates into a women's mouth
Darin gave Linda some tasty sunflower seeds which they snowballed
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A FUCKABLE BASEBALLER...VERY EXTREMELY SEXY. BANG BANG BANG...GOOD STUFF...HE PROBLY HAS THE PERFECT PENiS...SUCKY SUCKY ...HAHA
ALEX IS SUCH A SUNFLOWER SEED...i WANT TO DO HiM....AND FRY WANTS TO DO A POPTART....AND TWiNKiE WANTS SOME SUNFLOWER SEEDS.
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When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.
Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
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This particular manuever, founded back in the summer of 2006 originated in Southeast Kansas, known as the sunflower state. It involves at least three females and as many males as possible. The group needs to be in a large room where there is sufficient room for all persons to be involed in a massive sex orgy. All the bitches (girls, that is, not weak men) involved lay on top of one another in a parallel manner. When correctly assuming the positions, as the tower ascends, for safety's sake the weight of the female should decline (meaning fatties on bottom, anorexics toward the top), and the vaginas should be perfectly alined. Then, all of the people with cocks lick up and down the Sunflower Sour Tower created by the vaginas of nasty ladies.
So, I was at this swinger party in Eureka, Ks, and Fred hollered out from the pile of naked bodies, "Let's make a Sunflower Sour Tower. I feel like getting some herpes on my face."
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The Muddy Kansas Sunflower is an act that requires patience, a shovel, and possibly a lot of sunscreen. In order to perform this act, one must strip naked, dig a hole for their feet, stand in the hole and bury their feet, bend over and point their booty toward the sun, push a dingleberry partially out of their anus, and point their butt towards the sun. In order to complete the Muddy Kansas Sunflower this position must be held for as long as the sun is up (hence the sunscreen). For understanding purposes, the dingleberry represents the seeds, the butt represents the flower, the body represents the stem, and the feet represent the roots of the sunflower.
“Hey bro, wanna go over to Dodge City and do a Muddy Kansas Sunflower?”
“Yeah, sure. I’ll grab the sunscreen if you get the shovel!”
“Bet.”
A statement of extreme disgust toward someone. Popularized during the 2022 Russo-Ukrainian War by a Ukrainian woman telling a Russian soldier to put seeds in his pockets so flowers grow once he dies.
You are occupants, you are fascists! What the fuck are you doing on our land with all these guns? You should put sunflower seeds in your pockets so that they will grow on Ukranian land after you die.
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Someone who doesn't cater to peoples triggers,, yet expects you to respect their triggers.
- sunflower bandaid numnum boob blammy is just a random nickname lmao
Person 1: Have you talked to sunflower bandaid numnum boob blammy?
Person 2: No, I don't cater for sunflower bandaid numnum boob blammy cause they don't cater for me
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