emo boy

A boy who listens to emo, wears tight girl pants, and has his hair covering most of his face. A bit feminine perhaps, but beautiful nonetheless. Groups together with other emo boys and emo girls and stews in the emo-ness.

a.) Did you see that hot emo boy? He was totally sex in a can!
b.) I want to fuck that emo boy so bad.
c.) I need an emo boy to sit and cry with me.

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emo boy

A boy who listens to emo music, wears tight girl pants, and has hair that covers half of his face. Although they are a bit feminine, they are undeniably sexxxy. They are usually seen talking among a group of other emo boys or emo girls, usually about their emo music or emo sweaters.

1. Boy 1: Did you see that emo boy?
Boy 2: Yeah, he was so hot, I wish I looked like him.

2. Person 1: I don't get it, how come he always gets the girls?
Person 2: Cuz he's super emo and sexy! Gosh freaking idiot!

3. Emo boys are sex in a can.

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queerbox

A heavy box full of gay people.

Ouch! My toe broke after the queerbox fell upon it.

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sunflower seeds

A FUCKABLE BASEBALLER...VERY EXTREMELY SEXY. BANG BANG BANG...GOOD STUFF...HE PROBLY HAS THE PERFECT PENiS...SUCKY SUCKY ...HAHA

ALEX IS SUCH A SUNFLOWER SEED...i WANT TO DO HiM....AND FRY WANTS TO DO A POPTART....AND TWiNKiE WANTS SOME SUNFLOWER SEEDS.

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Haneen

The ability to rap well. Unnatural talent in the art of rapping.

Sir Mix-A-Lot has haneen.

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Callan

A dumbass who thinks my family is totally fobby, even though we aren't. Which is why he's a retard. And also irish. Furthermore, someone who's probably gay.

a.) Why doesn't Callan understand that we're not fobs? Stupid white boy.
b.) God, that guy's such a Callan.
c.) "Look at that flaming Callan!"

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twinkie

a random nickname that has no association with the snackfood or asians

Was thought up randomly and has no correlation with anything

person A walks up to person b.
Person A: Hey Twinkie!
Person B: Hey! What's up?

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