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The act of cruising around town parking in handicap spots with one's tard card, for the sole purpose of irritating those who must park blocks away.
Ex: Dude, let's go tardin' downtown this weekend and piss off all the tourists.
Ex: 89 year-old male seeking 70+ young thing with tard card for weekend tarding in front of night clubs on south beach.
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TARDS is an acronym for Trump Alternate Reality Disinformation Syndrome.
Sarah: No, Trump did not call Tim Cook Tim Apple, that is fake news.
George: Sorry Sarah, I saw him say it you just suffer from a bad case of TARDS.
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Short for retard, only not meaning mentally retarded. More in the meaning of idiot, dumb, and stupid.
Ty: Why are squares square?
Bob: Gosh, Ty! No need to be a tard!
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A gigantic family of awesome people.
Man they're so The Tards!
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someone who gets so excited about Doctor Who
Alright, don't get a tard-on
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A hybrid word using the terms "Tard" and "Hard-on".
Tard = mentally handicapped or just plain stupid.
Hard-on = excessively strict or severe, not an actual erection.
When the words are combined, you get: a person who thinks they are in charge and are excessively strict and/or severe, however that person is or is border-line mentally handicapped and every ignores him.
John: Oh boy, Here comes Ted.
Ted: No talking during break time! My shoes hurt!
John: Ted, you're such a Tard-on!
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