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A term used to describe the act of stealthily obtaining items or gear you need. Only true ninjas are capable of tactically acquiring shit.
*Knifehand* Go tactically acquire some toilet paper, I don't have time to walk all the way over to the px and I don't want to bathe after I take a shit, you understand me?
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A killing maneuver seen in many action movies where the attacker snaps the neck of the victim by forcibly twisting the victim's head and severing the spinal column.
In a brutal display of his ninja prowess, LaCarlos used the swivel tactic to silently eliminate his target.
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Tactically straddling someone is a high-speed low-drag maneuver. Commonly used in Police and Military applications. Forcefully and tactfully squatting spread eagle over someones torso or face take control of the suspect. A Tactical Straddle can be executed with the suspect in the prone or supine position by placing both legs around them, as you would when riding a horse. Tacticalness is increased if wearing all black.
"I had to execute a tactical straddle to get control of a suspect last night. Once I had his torso straddled, I was able to overcome his resistance and take full control."
JB "Hey D, heard you had to manhandle that guy in the cell last night, how did you get control of him?"
D "It was easy, I just executed a Tactical Straddle to get him into submission."
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tactical facepalm (tak-ti-kuhl feys-pahm)
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1. A maneuver performed by a unit of Internet denizens in response to an overwhelming onslaught of ignorance. The maneuver involves each member of the unit performing a standard facepalm in unison. Executed properly, the tactical facepalm is the only known defense against spontaneous cerebrofulmination—also known as "exploding head syndrome" (EHS)—resulting from exposure to extreme stupidity.
Earnest idiot: Africans were wholly responsible for slavery in the European world. Whites only bought what African slavers were offering. They're completely innocent!
Forum dweller CO: Squad, initiate tactical facepalm!
Forum dwellers: Sir, yes, sir! *facepalm*
Forum dweller XO: EHS averted, sir!
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She seems like the type of girl to need a Tactical Johnson after tonight.
Useful for after pre-drinks and before a night out. A tactical chank is both a tactical chunder and a tactical wank. Kill two birds with one stone. It can also be described as chanking as no one likes to soley throw up...
"With the thought of losing his virginity, Craig had a tactical chank to increase his chances of getting lucky..."
While browsing through cuties' profiles on social media sites, one then carefully selects a picture to "Like" in an effort to send a subtle message in the form of a notification to said cutie. Typically done by a male towards a female due to their exponentially greater sex drive. The specific target picture depends on the person who is "Liking" the picture as well as the person who is in the picture. There is much strategy that goes into the decision process which includes but is not limited to: How long ago the picture was posted, what time of the day the picture is "Liked", and the amount of clothing/sexuality in the picture.
"I hooked up with Emma last night. That tactical like from earlier in the week was clutch."
"Ali thinks I'm a creep because I liked a pic of her from 6 months ago of her bending over in a bikini. My tactical like backfired. "