your mom

what you say when you want to ignore your friend

bitch guy: What's 1+1?
you: your mom

your mom

(n) The woman of whom you were raised by when you were in your younger ages.

Tim: "Who prepared this delicate meal?"
Mom of Tim: "Your mom"

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Your mom

Your female family member who have birth to you and that I’m doing her in the bedroom next to you.

I just did your mom last night. She was to good.

Your mom

Something idiots say when they have no good comeback

When asked who his favorite porn star was, he said 'Your Mom'

Your Mom

a fucking way overused "joke" for 8-12 year olds in elementary and middle school/junior high.

Joe: "What did you do yesterday?"
Bill: "Your Mom!"

Josh: "Whats up?"
Jimmy: "Your Mom!"

Bob: "Who are you?"
Fred: "Your Mom!"

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your mom

a good comeback people use when they got nothin better to say

-what the hell did you just do?! ''your mom''

-i got and A on the test, what did you get? "your mom".

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your mom

can also be used as a witty commentary on a previously provided statement

Example 1:
Person1: silence is golden
Person2: If silence is golden, then me and your mom didn't win a medal last night
Random Person: OOOHHHHHHH

Example2:
Person1: A good person like you is hard to find, everyone else is a dime a dozen
Person2: Your mom is a dime a dozen
Random Person: HAHAHA OHHHHHH your mom. dude he was making fun of your mom. lets go smoke up

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