in the tank

Broken, hopeless, ruined. Synonyms: screwed up or fucked up.

Damn! Frank was going to have a big outdoor barbecue this weekend but when the forecast called for rain, he knew his plans were in the tank.

Frank started his car, depressed the accelerator to the floor and shifted back and forth between "R" and "D". Now his transmission is in the tank.

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tanks

meaning sucks, to lose, or lost.To fail.

"Man, that tanks!"
"You totally tanked that jump"
"This thread TANKS!"

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tanke

Spanish slang refering to a large object or person, usually meaning fat

dude look at that fat chick over there

Shit i know, mean ol tanke!

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tank

a really cool, hot guy. especially someone strong or good at sports

what a tank

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tanks

A guy's tanks are his testicles, his nuts.

I woke up with morning wood, so I jerked off and drained my tanks!

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tanked

To be physically built. Like a tank.

That guy is tanked!!! I wonder what the caliber of those abs are.

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tanking

In dotA, using your hero to absorb enemy damage.

Effective when pushing, a tanker can absorb large amounts of damage while the rest of the team can focus on killing the enemy heroes.

Pudge: Look at the lvl 1 fv tanking those creeps. What a nub.
Faceless Void: stfu fattie, b0w dwn! 11! one!

later...

Faceless Void: 1 HoT and 2 Butterflies. I'm a tank.
Pudge: I'm so damn fat.

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