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When a man and a women are having sex and at the moment of climax, the man pulls out, sits on the woman's face and defecates while ejaculating.
"Yo Dog, did you hear about how i 911'd on that hoe's face lastnight?"
"I'm about to 911 yo face biatch!"
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Theres always a terrorist in any cities.
Dude 1: Did you heard about 9/11 incident ?
Dude 2: Rule 911
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Pronounced nine one one ing to sence an emergency or to panic.
When John saw that bear coming he started 911 ing.
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Some people believe 911 was a conspiracy theory made by the gouvernment to mislead the people.
Guy 1: So sad what happened on 911
Guy 2: I believe 911 was a Conspiracy Theory made by the gouvernment. It's obvious there is something more to this.
Guy 1: Like what? Aliens?
Guy 2: I think you are onto something.
Guy 1: So it's the 911 Conspiracy Theory?
the act of one of your standard bootycalls contacting you in a panic to have sex
Jeff was surprised when Lucy showed up at his door at 245am for a frantic Reverse 911 Bootycall
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When you are scared of the person in your bed so you call 911,
everyone think you meant house
nope
you're just scared of the person in your bed fam,
or you're just a virgin.
"911 whats your emergency"
"911 there's someone in my bed"
"There was a break in?"
"There's someone in my bed"
"Should I send someone?"
*hangs up*
A catchphrase used when someone says a statement that is as true as 911.
Guy: Donald Trump is a fucking degenerate, racist cunt.
Another Guy: Dude, that's the truest shit since 911.