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When you download 2 similar Apps and they have conflicting information.
What the hell? One says 3/4 cup and the other says 1 1/2 cups sugar. This lameass app gap is gonna ruin my chocolate bouchons!
the act of one of your standard bootycalls contacting you in a panic to have sex
Jeff was surprised when Lucy showed up at his door at 245am for a frantic Reverse 911 Bootycall
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When you stay up for an indefinite period of time when taking adderall.
"I'm running an all night adderallathon tonight. so if you get bored or insomnia, give me a ring and we can get caught up"
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the act of using an Ipad to view porn and masturbate.
Jimmy was so horny, he snuck into the upstairs bathroom and Padsturbated.
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The result of eating spicy mexican food.
Dude, I ate at the mexican cantina yesterday, and now I have the Flaming Jorge's...
When u keep exercising and eating right, but the scale won't show anything gained or lost.
This sucks. I've been in a scalemate for 3 weeks now. I should have lost 5 lbs the way I'm tearing it up eating right and running every day.
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