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The period of time after an event that caused mass destruction and has managed to wipe out a good chunk of the world's population.It Is suppose to be hell on earth, where everything is poison and it will be hard to survive. Also a period of time where the cyber punks will surface and it will be their golden age.
Some movies that take place in post-apocalyptic wastlands are Total Recall, Road warrior, Akira and Ghost in the Shell.
Hey, You, Get in your bomb shelter before i give you a beatdown and stomp your tarantuala balls in.
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1. An extremely bizarre cartoon super-villain created about 1998. The name is often imitated on internet forums and in chat groups by zealous, demented fans.
2. Any person claiming to be immortal and/or unstoppable, much like Captain Apocalypse.
3. Any person claiming to possess a large black penis of variable length and girth even though said person is of caucasian appearance, much like Captain Apocalypse.
1. Dewd, I'm totally betting my pizza money on the All-Time Super Heavyweight Champion of the Universe, Captain Apocalypse!
2. Level 96 tank-mages are strong but they're no Captain Apocalypse.
3. White boy #1: Suck my big black dick.
White boy #2: Suck mine, Cap.
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A guaranteed way of never having to become slaves to our jobs
I can't wait until the zombie apocalypse happens so that I don't have to go to work all the time and get bitched at by that annoying bitch of a boss.
A beast that has been around since the dawn of time. It is the embodiment of all end-of-the-world prophecies past, present, and future. Its "moo" is a siren's call that leads the gullible, stupid, and ignorant to drink the kool-aid of its teats, hypnotizing them to believe that "judgement day" is closer than it actually is. The hypnotized are so certain of such "imminent" doom that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they even try to manufacture such apocalypses.
The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
Nut: It's May 21, 2011! THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION IS UPON US!!!!
Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.
A raptor apocolypse is an apocolypse with raptors in it. It usually happens when some scientist replicates the DNA from a mosquito trapped in amber.
Scientist now: Hey, lets take this dead mosquito and get the blood from it so we can replicate dinosaurs...it will be awesome!
Scientist next week: OH MY GOSH! KILL IT KILL IT! ITS A RAPTOR APOCALYPSE!
Excessive femininity in a confined space. Side effects include but are not limited to: extreme giggling, nonsensical life chats, obsession over boys, overly sexual music, discussing fornication and fellatio, and a tendency to overanalyze any aspect of human interaction.
Mike: Have you seen those girls in apartment 49 E lately?
Tyler: Hell yeah! It's like the estrogen apocalypse in there!
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Zombie Apocalypse (Latin: apocalyptus inmortuis) denotes the (total or partial) extinction of mankind by zombies and is one of the most common subjects in movies and computer games .
Often used as an excuse by people playing zombie FPS .
Movies: Resident Evil, Zombieland, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead etc.
Games: Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Dead Space etc.
Father: Son, stop wasting your time with those bloody video games already!
Son: I am not wasting time, I am preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse!
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