breakfast of champions

(n.) cunnillingus performed in the morning, shortly after waking up - so named as a play on "eating pussy"; another word for pussy.

The only thing better than a wake-and-bake is a breakfast of champions.

A:I don't like the word "pussy". I call mine, "breakfast of champions".

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Heavyweight Champion

the guy in a group of friends that has sex with the fattest chick, until someone else has ex with a fatter chick, that guy holds the title as the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.

dude jon fucked this chick last night, and she must of been 230 lbs. I think that makes him the Heavyweight Champion of Lyndonville

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engineering champion

A twat waffle that has no clue about reality who when presented an opportunity can fuck up a free lunch,
usually a plant engineer.

Oh look at this engineering champion , how long before they realize its not plug in.

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breakfast-of-champions

novel by Kurt Vonnegut

I read Breakfast of Champions aloud last night to my girlfriend, but she couldn't understand it as my mouth was full of vagina.

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Breakfast of Champions

Black coffee and a cigarette as your first and only meal before noon.

The Breakfast of Champions is staining my teeth

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breakfast-of-champions

Commonly known as 'goin down on' your girlfriend the morning after a previous night of rampant sex

"i had a 'breakfast-of-champions' this morning, my my, it didnt go down too well"

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alana champion

coolest bitch eva
best friends with lily rose depp (johnny depp & vanessa paradis' daughter

"have you heard of Alana Champion? She's so sick!"

"yeah, she's so unique! she doesnt give a fuk about what people think"

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