CODs

Short for 'Creepy Old Dudes"

Example: Eww see those CODs over there checking you out, how old are they?

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Codding

v. To play the fucking best game in the entire world, COD4, or the still fucking awesome but not as good COD5. Both of these terms short for Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, and Call of Duty 5: World at War. Codding is the sole reason that teenage boys have horrible, shitty grades, does not go out of the house on Sundays, otherwise known as Holy Sabbath day of Codding. On occasion, many highschool teenage boys will pull a codding binge on a certain weekend already chosen by the codders of the school. The players will then play COD all weekend long with there Codding partners. But Codding is very fucking sweet, I just wish that I didn't waste my life. There is a prediction that as soon as COD 6, AKA Modern Warfare 2 comes out, many codders will indeed Jizz in there pants and there will be a sharp spike in Codding it up.

Dave: Dude we have to go codding sumtime this weekend nig
John: Yah, we should go codding Sunday since I have no plans that day. Ill have time then to open a can of COD whoopass on yo bitch ass
Dave: Alrighty then bro, Im gonna be codding from 6.am to about 8.pm. I will take breaks though for food, and masturbation
John: I shall do the same, Did you see the Modern Warfare 2 trailer?
Dave: Yes I did, I almost made it through the video, but then I jizzed my pants,
John: I jizzed my pants too Dave, I just wish i had better Stamina because I led my load out about 1:29 in.
Dave: Oh well, one day well be able to watch it without jizzing in our pants. We have to train though.
John: I love codding so much

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cod

slang for cock. In the old days men wore a so-called "codpiece,"which looked lsort of like underwear on the outside...

The captain liked the look of the wench:"Hold her down whilst I slips her me cod!" he yelled...

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cod

The guy at work, who does fuck all as a manager - umms and arrrhs when you talk to him, like a cod out of water. Never answers your emails and evades responsibility, does changes without telling you - like a slippery fish.

Worker 1: That fucking cod has fucked up again !!!
Worker 2: What a useless cod.

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COD

College of Dupage

COD is a great junior college. Yep.

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CoD

Call of Duty, a horrible FPS (first person shooter) video game series.

CoD 4 or Call of Duty 4

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cod

The best thing known to man.

If she gave me an AC130 and Chopper Gunner tonight, I would turn cod off.

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